A man gets on the 40 Metro bus at N 105th and Aurora. He walks by the bus driver without paying.
The bus driver says, “Rides aren’t free.”
The man says “I just need a ride up the hill.”
“Rides aren’t free,” reiterates the driver. “You can pay for a ride or you can steal a ride? What do you want to do?”
”I want a ride up the hill.”
The bus driver closes the doors, puts his foot on the gas and says “Steal a ride.”